Ahlo, my friends, and welcome to Dudu's House of Smarts! I am Dudu (barur!) and I weel be your host today. Ez always, I will share weeth you smarts from my personal experience. Theengs I hev learned over time from deh army, life, and ehhhhhhhhh...
Hello, my loyal readers! Are you excited for July 4th, American Independence Day? Or as England calls it, "the nakba." I'm keeping two days myself; does anyone know a good egalitarian minyan with a mechitzah and hamburgers? Just remember the important historical lesson here: no...
Ever run to the bathroom and have a to make a split-decision about which gender's room to run into? Well, not because you don't know your own gender (this is already on the verge of turning into a bizarre post) but because you can't...
I can't believe this type of thing isn't allowed. Must be a security thing. See IsraeliByDay.com for more horrendous signs...
Holy hafuch, Batman...
Ok, so it's Friday. But yesterday was Thursday. And in this country, that's the last day of the work week. Has anyone made the "TGIT" t-shirts yet? I call dibs. Today is Friday which in this country means shopping day. Or coffee day. Or "get as...