10 Apr Why is This Pesach Different from All Other Pesachs?
Why is this photo different from all other photos? Chag sameach to all! ...
Passover Tag
09 Apr Pesach Humor: “Dear Sadie….”
My latest (also appearing on the Times of Israel)...
24 Apr Babies Love Slavery
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Good morning, everyone-are you enjoying your Pesach? Can you believe here in Israel we're more than five days into this thing? Two more and it's chametz time. (Kind of like Hammer Time but with more bread and less booty-shaking.) I spent three nights last week around...
18 Apr “Best Year of Your Life”
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It's 8:26 AM: do you know where your chametz is? Mine is quietly minding its own business in the cupboard, doing whatever chametz does when left unattended. I'm slowly coming to terms with Passover starting in only 10 hours, another holiday where I failed to...
17 Apr Requisite Passover Video Post
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Shalom, my loyal readers! Are you all preparing for Pesach? I know I am. Jewish tradition dictates that before the holiday begins, we should all do a bedikat chametz, or checking for chametz, in our homes with a candle and feather. I just did mine....
20 Mar The Maccabeats, Purim, and Mr. Ed’s Israeli Cousin
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Are you ready for Purim? I don't want to overdo it but I haven't been this excited since David Ben-Gurion appeared on "Dancing with the Stars". Spring is definitely in the air, people are in good moods, and any reason to dress up like slutty...
07 Apr What Goes on At HER Seder???
Hello, everyone-did you have a good Passover? I did. I definitely learn something new every year, for example that chilonim (not religious) in Israel don't know any more than chilonim in the States. This line translates into any language: "Whaddya mean...
11 Apr State of the Blog/Inaugural WWZ Mailbag!
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You wanted the best, you got the best! So goes the name of the Kiss live album. Well, this is the best I've got, my loyal readers. As I said the other day, I haven't been able to post too much as of late. ...
31 Mar The Ten Top Passover Pickup Lines
Got this via email yesterday (thanks, Stacy T.) The Ten Top Passover Pickup Lines: 10. Let's make this night really different from all other nights. 9. What will you do to me for two zuzim? 8. What's a girl like you doing at a Seder like this? How'd YOU like...
30 Mar My Day with Maxim (Part II)
Part I here...