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24 Apr Babies Love Slavery

Posted at 01:41h in Comedy, I Love This Place, Jew Stuff, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent, That Thing That Pays the Bills 0 Comments

Good morning, everyone-are you enjoying your Pesach? Can you believe here in Israel we're more than five days into this thing? Two more and it's chametz time. (Kind of like Hammer Time but with more bread and less booty-shaking.) I spent three nights last week around...

23 Apr Even the Animals Speak Hebrew

Posted at 04:40h in Culture, I Love Hebrew, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Life on the Home Front 0 Comments

This past weekend, I went up north to visit my friend Michael. That's Mi-kha-el (as in "who is like G-d", Hebrew), not Michael (as in Jackson, freak of nature.) Saturday morning, while I'm sitting at the table with his two kids, he starts to give...

23 Mar How Can Someone Wet Her Pants But Still Conjugate in Passive Tense?

Posted at 06:15h in I Love Hebrew, Jew Stuff, That Thing That Pays the Bills, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Good morning, my loyal readers-I hope to have my Purim update online in the next 24 hours. I’m having some logistical issues in the camera department which will be resolved soon. As always, it was a nice holiday experience. I hope you all had a...