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20 Jul One Man’s Rant Against An Evil Grocery Store (You Suck, Mr. Zol מר זול)

JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news, people-I've found a way to jumpstart my blogginess. I just stood in line at the Mr. Zol (מר זול) in downtown Jerusalem and now want to commit mass murder. Is this why Hamas is so angry? This is...

12 Feb Move Over Howard Stern, It’s the ‘What War Zone Aliyah Comedy Tour!’

Posted at 17:50h in Comedy, Culture, I Love This Place, Jew Stuff, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

There's a new king of all media! Allright, so maybe my Tweets are stupid and I don't know how to program my own television. But did Howard ever speak at the Jewlicious Festival? Didn't think so. After a long waiting game and wondering...

27 Apr Well, It Was Fun While It Lasted…Get Ready, I’m About to Get Serious Again

Posted at 09:30h in Benji's Getting Serious, I Love This Place, That Thing That Pays the Bills, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Any of my long-time readers notice the serious amount of posts over the last month? Let's just say that I've had a fair amount of time on my hands. April officially became my most prolific month of writing last week and with a few more...

07 Jan ”Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus…However He Eats Traif on Shabbas”

Posted at 16:37h in Benji's Getting Serious, Jew Stuff, Life on the Home Front 0 Comments

A few days ago, I received an email from my 12 year-old Lubavitch cousin Mushki who lives in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. To my memory, I hadn't met her before moving to New York City four years ago. I saw her a handful of times in my...

10 Aug THE BIG DAY (and I’m not talking about football season)

Posted at 13:46h in Benji's Getting Serious, I Love This Place, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Here I sit, in seat 45A. Hardly an empty seat on the flight, and somehow there’s one next to me. I was really hoping to post an entry from JFK Airport before boarding but I just didn’t have the time. Someone asked...

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20 Jul One Man’s Rant Against An Evil Grocery Store (You Suck, Mr. Zol מר זול)

12 Feb Move Over Howard Stern, It’s the ‘What War Zone Aliyah Comedy Tour!’

27 Apr Well, It Was Fun While It Lasted…Get Ready, I’m About to Get Serious Again

07 Jan ”Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus…However He Eats Traif on Shabbas”

10 Aug THE BIG DAY (and I’m not talking about football season)