Five days till "63 More Things about Israel" goes live! Four days if you get the paper. Stay tuned...
I'm moving. No, not to Dimona. Within Jerusalem. Talpiot, according to Google Maps. Just a few hundred feet east and the world might consider me a settler. If I weren't so busy stroking my beard and cleaning my shovel, I might have more to say...
"So what are people saying over there?" That's the question my father often asks me on our way home from the airport in Texas. "So what do people think about what's going on...
Hello, my loyal readers! Are you enjoying my new website? Is it everything you've ever wanted and then some? Have you partaken from the free shawarma bar? I'm not saying that my new site is the best thing since sliced Crembo but the last time...
Inspired by my idol Bill Simmons, I'm being nice to my loyal readers and splitting this into 2 parts. Can you believe we're already closer to Sukkot than we are Yom Kippur? How did that happen? And so much for my state of hunger. After just...
JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good news, people-I've found a way to jumpstart my blogginess. I just stood in line at the Mr. Zol (מר זול) in downtown Jerusalem and now want to commit mass murder. Is this why Hamas is so angry? This is...
Good day, my loyal readers! How the hell are you? I'm good. Summer's here as evidenced by the lovely Tel Aviv humidity and the chilly Jerusalem nights. I spent last weekend in Tel Aviv and hoooooly cow. I'm not saying...
Hello, my loyal readers? It's that time of four years! It's the World Cup! What's the World Cup, you may be asking? Well, it's a sporting event where Americans in the US and abroad pretend to be interested in soccer while...
Hello, my loyal readers, enjoying this cooler Israeli weather? Ain't no doubt about it, winter is on its way in the Holy City. I've been feeling a draft myself although that could just be my unzipped pants. As you may have seen...
Ahhhh, the new year. A time to relax, eat some delicious food in large amounts, and enjoy the nice things in life. What's the coolest place you've seen the words "shana tova"? My favorites are "front of bus" and "car radio display". Still...