If we're talking stereotypes: Israelis may be rude...
This just in: WE'RE IN A WAR ZONE!!!! CNN said so, people, so it must be true. In fact, my camel Chumus-hump just took two bullets to the solarplexus. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!! I don't want to cause mass panic here but this conflict...
Hello, my loyal readers, from the calm before the Hurricane Ike storm! I don't want to toot my own horn too much but I just made national news on CNN. Good thing we stocked up on doggie chewtoys. (Ech omrim "doggie chewtoys"?) "Twenty-two foot wall of fury"? Nope,...
Shalom from the Gulf Coast of Texas! Hey, kids, did you hear about the impending hurricane? If you're reading this from the Houston area or possibly from anywhere with CNN, you may have detected some sarcasm there. Good LORD...
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Well, my loyal readers, another year of survival in the war zone. With each passing day, I thank my lucky stars that I have been fortunate to avoid flying mortars. To reinforce to everyone watching CNN what a horrible place it is here,...