Benji Massachusetts Archives

02 Jul Say Goodbye to Ben-Gay, There’s a New Israeli in Town

Hello, my loyal readers! Remember the old days when I used to write blog entries? Well, we're turning back the clock to 2008. What's old is new, chumus is the new black, and my hometown basketball team the Dallas Mavericks just signed Israeli hoops star...

22 Oct This is What We’re Dealing With in the War Zone

Posted at 11:30h in Now I'm Just Being Silly, The War Zone 0 Comments

We already know that our enemies will do anything to influence world opinion, having doctored photos during the Second Lebanon War. They're at it again, people. Last night, in honor of the President's Conference, Some Dumb Oleh, aka Benji Massachusetts, attended a networking event sponsored by...

08 Jan How Does One Find a Good Hamburger During a War? AM I ASKING SO MUCH???

Posted at 00:41h in Benji's Getting Serious, Culture, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent, The War Zone 0 Comments

Last night I got a phone call from an old camper and headed downtown to grab a bite to eat. After wandering around downtown Jerusalem and realizing that the ratio of annoying touristy stores outnumbers actual dining establishments 39,308 to 1, we finally made...

26 Sep An Israeli Live-Blogging the Presidential Debate

Posted at 22:01h in Current Events, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Now I'm Just Being Silly 0 Comments

After four hours of celebrating a certain special occasion at the Armadillo bar on Ahad Ha'am, I'm wide awake, baby. It's time for the presidential debate. Let's do this. 4:00 AM I just ate a full bag of bissli. It's gonna be...

14 Aug Glad to See the American Jewish Community Has Its Priorities in Order

Posted at 00:00h in Jew Stuff, Now I'm Just Being Silly 0 Comments

The secret is out, people-Benji Massachusetts kicks off his first US tour in a year in just a few weeks. I know what my Israeli friends are thinking. Street violence, mall shootings, and drug problems...

05 May Benji Massachusetts Travel Announces New Trips to Sderot!

Posted at 01:00h in Current Events, Now I'm Just Being Silly, That Thing That Pays the Bills, The War Zone 0 Comments

Here's a recent Ynet column which I found to be a must-read. The author describes what the Kassams have done to...

26 Feb Who Needs a Vacation?

Posted at 09:17h in Culture, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh, That Thing That Pays the Bills 0 Comments

My dear friend Sarit keeps urging me to get back to writing about my life and the ridiculous experiences I have (you know, like with Israeli model Nivit Bash or with the human….um, the guys dressed up in costume).I know, I need to; it’s just...

19 Feb I’m Sorry But It Must Be Done

Posted at 15:51h in Comedy, That Thing That Pays the Bills 0 Comments

It's time for a little self-promotion from Bahn-gee Massachusetts. First of all, welcome Jpost visitors. Make yourself at home. Take a walk through the archives and please feel free to laugh and make comments. If I can give you one piece of...

27 Jan Remember This Name

Posted at 02:03h in Now I'm Just Being Silly, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

After these egregious offenses, I have developed what I call "Post-Traumatic Name Syndrome" where I become terrified at the sight of a coffee barista-type with a microphone, just waiting to scream "BAHN-gee" to the delight of everyone nearby. When they lean over to say...

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