27 May Move Over, Arkadi Gaydamak
Boker tov, my loyal readers. It's Wednesday in Israel or as I call it...
beach Tag
11 Aug Am I Fluent in Hebrew Yet? Nope (Reason #483)
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Last week, I go to the bank to cash a check which I'd been carrying around for a good month or so. From my many visits to the ATM, I remember that "withdrawal" in Hebrew is "משיכה" (meshicha). Not five minutes later, I'm...
08 Jul An Idiot’s Guide to the Tel Aviv Beach
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in Comedy, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh, The War Zone, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments
Shalom from Tel Aviv, my loyal readers-are you enjoying the gorgeous weather? I sure am. With the ol' day job continuing at a fever pitch, I've adapted a new strategy for the weekends. I like to call it "sit on the beach and do nothing."...
17 Apr Las Vegas Has Set the Over/Under of Disturbing Things in This Story at 7.5
My anonymous field reporter "Melissa" is back with more news from the shetach (field) of Tel Aviv. This phenomenon CLEARLY deserves another post. (What aspiring What War Zone intern is brave enough to take a picture of one of these guys? Come on, college kids,...
08 Jun No Wonder Some People are Afraid to Come
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As we all know too well from following the news, things have once again been heating up in the Middle East. There is a real danger these days which shows no signs of abating at least for a few months. That’s right…it’s matkot season. Matkot, according...
11 Aug Boker Tov (Good Morning)
Well, I found a new way to procrastinate. “Oh! I need to write about this in my blog!” became the new joke after I said it about 457 times yesterday. After a year and a half, I’m really starting to appreciate this...