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15 Apr ONE MORE TIME! 65 More Things I Love About Israel

Posted at 11:36h in Benji's Getting Serious, Comedy, Culture, Current Events, I Love Hebrew, I Love This Place, Jew Stuff, Life on the Home Front, The War Zone, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph, Video 0 Comments

As Yom Hazikaron turns into Yom Ha'atzmaut, I find myself right between my two favorite days of the year in Israel. I don't have much new to say about this special time of year. I can tell you that after being abroad last year, I...

24 Jul BBC, I’m the Capital of Your Mom

Posted at 18:10h in Benji's Getting Serious, Current Events, I Love This Place, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent, The Talentless Biotch Formerly Known as Bar 0 Comments

Hello, my loyal readers. Can I interest you in a rant? Before I get to my latest blog post in the Times of Israel, I'll just say that I thoroughly enjoyed this one. For somewhere between a week and the last two years, I've been...

18 Feb Big Melons: Shuk Special or Dirty Magazine?

Posted at 16:39h in That Thing That Pays the Bills 0 Comments

From an office somewhere in Jerusalem...

10 Feb BREAKING NEWS: Rabbi Michael Melchior and His Thoughts on Bar Refaeli

Posted at 23:19h in Current Events, I Love This Place, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Well, the results are in and the party I voted for didn't get enough votes to claim a seat. I had to go to Tel Aviv to cast my vote since I didn't register in Jerusalem early enough and despite not seeing a heck...

30 Oct Tuesday Israeli Hottie #1

Posted at 01:34h in Culture, Tuesday Israeli Hottie 0 Comments

Ah, what the heck? Inspired by this post, why not kick off the Tuesday Israeli Hottie series with this story? Remember that Sizzlean commercial from the 80s? "Move over, bacon! There's something meatier!" (Sorry, Israelis, you had two channels.) Well, there's someone new in town, my loyal...

03 Oct The Talentless Biotch Formerly Known as Bar

Posted at 05:50h in Once in a While I Just Have to Vent 0 Comments

Break-ups are hell, people. We've all had them. Sometimes we're fortunate to move on and remain friends with our exes and sometimes the pain is too great and we must go our separate ways. Either way, it's not easy. Imagine my...

23 Apr The JIBs are Open!

Posted at 05:37h in Miscellaneous 0 Comments

On a much less important note (see last post), today also begins voting for the Jewish and Israeli Blog awards (JIBs). I'm nominated for Best New Blog http://www.jibawards.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=110 and Best Humor Blog http://www.jibawards.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=130.I've discovered a lot of great sites this past year, some of which...

13 Apr Where am I??? (Funny Google Glitch)

Posted at 01:01h in Israelis Make Me Laugh, Life on the Home Front, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Last night, en route to my friend Martin's house in Herzliya, I feared for a minute that we might have gotten lost. Fortunately, Martin (who grew up in Texas like me) gave us outstanding directions, as clear and accurate as any I've gotten since I've...

20 Mar “Bruchim Haba’im l’Hooterim! Can I take your….ehhhhhhh…..”

Posted at 02:49h in I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh 0 Comments

What to say? Pure comedy will be realized when Hooters makes its way to Israel as announced here. This is the kind of thing that we (those of us who like making fun of Israel in the most affectionate way) dream of. Let’s just say...

18 Mar ”Thirty-seven! Eighteen! Falafel ball! HIKE!”

Posted at 03:08h in Culture, I Love This Place, Miscellaneous 0 Comments

By now, you may have heard that Israel will be launching a professional baseball league this summer. But a FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION??? Bob Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots (and active Jewish community leader), and former NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue were recently in Israel...

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