16 Dec Looks Like Somebody’s Got Christmas Envy
If you couldn't tell from here...
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04 Dec Don’t Expect This Person on ‘Name That Tune’ Anytime This Century
First things first: Well, lookee who got quoted in the first paragraph of this Jpost story about intermarriage. Seems the author liked my piece about the GA. Next: the Comedy for Koby event last night was great. Several more shows happening around the...
02 Dec Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Said in Hebrew?
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27 Nov New Employee
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Without further ado, I would like to welcome my newest co-worker: CHUMUSFACE. Look at him working, folks! Can you feel the excitement???...
27 Nov Chumusface Returns!
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You better believe it, baby! It's everybody's favorite ongoing saga: Chumusface is back, meowing like he owns this place. My co-worker just screamed "LECHI!" (GO!) at it and it obliged. Amazing-even the animals here speak Hebrew. And by the way, yes, it...
25 Nov Back to School
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It's not just a Rodney Dangerfield movie anymore. I really need to get my tooseek back to Ulpan. I'm looking for something one night a week. The only one you ever hear about is Ulpan Etzion. Jerusalemites: any recommendations for an Ulpan...
09 Nov That’s Funny, I Could Have Sworn Our Version of ‘American Idol’ Was Called ‘Kochevet Nolad’
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Last week, our company headed down to Arad for a two-day summer sikkum (wrap-up). With each department responsible for presenting themselves, guess which member of the North American desk got to make a fool of himself in front of everyone on video? ...
30 Oct Live Blogging Cleaning My Room
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Boy, if that doesn't get you excited, my loyal readers, I don't know what will. Don't the words "Live Blogging" just make your heart go aflutter? (What is the most mundane thing someone could "live blog?" Nothing makes me click on a...
30 Oct BREAKING NEWS: New Beginnings (Now WHERE THE #*!?$ DO I DRINK MY HAFUCH?!?)
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Ok, here we go. Let's do it. Jumping right in. Shalosh, arba...
28 Oct Sorry to Get Personal
But I think I just got caught by a co-worker as I was violently yanking out a nose hair. I'm moving back to America....