Hello, my fellow Israelis! How's your bank balance doing? Up? Down? All around? If you've been following the news, you know that, well...
"Dudu! Dudu!" "Mah, achi?" "I jahst hed a great idea!" "Falafel eem cheeps?" "Better." "Cigaria eem kafe?" "Nu!" "Throweeng eh pres-ehdential cohn-fehr-ence and speh-leeng eh VIP's name wrohng." "DAT EEZ BRELLIANT! Who? Who? Deh guy in deh kiosk who puts deh Beitar Yerushalayim game on his TV?" "Beegger." "Ehh, ehh, deh guy who puts the...
It's official: globalization has gone too far. I'm going to cry. Can we make the world a little flat? Please? I will now go eat some Bamba while reading Shai Agnon. H/T: Daniel G., Tel Aviv...
Good morning, everyone-are you enjoying your Pesach? Can you believe here in Israel we're more than five days into this thing? Two more and it's chametz time. (Kind of like Hammer Time but with more bread and less booty-shaking.) I spent three nights last week around...
Shalom, my loyal readers! Are you all preparing for Pesach? I know I am. Jewish tradition dictates that before the holiday begins, we should all do a bedikat chametz, or checking for chametz, in our homes with a candle and feather. I just did mine....
Come out to the Comedy Basement this Saturday night where I'm performing with Baruch Spier, David Kilimnick, and another guy making fun of Israel. Details here. Also, check out the Stage One Theater Festival over Pesach in Jerusalem's Beit Avi Chai. Although I'll be missing them...
For the last 4.5 years, I have mocked the ridiculous t-shirts. I have laughed at the menu gaffes. I have wondered why people wouldn't take the smallest amount of time to have a native English-speaker proofread something first. This takes the cake. Game over. We have a winner. I...
It's Day 7 post-fire and things keep chugging along. And when I say "chugging along", I mean wearing the same clothes every other day. Nobody has said anything about me stinking of smoke in about 3 days...
Shalom, my loyal readers, and how are you doing? I'm pretty good, excited to be writing posts on my new site. Any of you still out there? I met one reader Malka last Sunday night when we were both hired to play extras on some...
*&#$ you, Fake-roma. I'm going to Starbucks....