I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. I just made that up. Sounds good, right? Even though they're dumb and crap their pants, trust me, it won't always be that way. Kids are going places; you...
Hello, my loyal readers-I'm back from the USA and, boy, are my arms tired. Or something like that. And before you can say "looks like winter has arrived in Israel", it looks winter has arrived in Israel. Because at least in the places I've lived,...
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Even though the Israeli tent protesters seem to be losing steam, let's not lose sight of their demands. The people have spoken: "Ha'am! Doresh! Ho-fa-ot Co-me-dy!" It's that time of year, my loyal readers. Fall is close, signifying the start of a new Jewish year, the leaves changing colors,...
If we're talking stereotypes: Israelis may be rude...
On August 9th/10th, 2006, I did the craziest, boldest, scariest, and most exciting thing I have ever done: move to Israel. Where have the last five years gone? I have been anticipating this day for some time now and I knew I'd have to mark it...
Ahlo, my friends, and welcome to Dudu's House of Smarts! I am Dudu (barur!) and I weel be your host today. Ez always, I will share weeth you smarts from my personal experience. Theengs I hev learned over time from deh army, life, and ehhhhhhhhh...
Day #4 of my Fa-cation. I feel a little like Morgan Spurlock but without all the weight gain. What's a guy to do when he's not posting silly, impulsive statuses on Facebook? Well, truth be told, pretty much the same stuff he does every other...
"Dudu! Dudu!" "Mah, achi?" "I jahst hed a great idea!" "Falafel eem cheeps?" "Better." "Cigaria eem kafe?" "Nu!" "Throweeng eh pres-ehdential cohn-fehr-ence and speh-leeng eh VIP's name wrohng." "DAT EEZ BRELLIANT! Who? Who? Deh guy in deh kiosk who puts deh Beitar Yerushalayim game on his TV?" "Beegger." "Ehh, ehh, deh guy who puts the...
We're still a few hours away but since Jpost already went live with it, Chag Ha'atzmaut sameach! If you made it here from Jpost, welcome! If you enjoyed this list, then be sure to subscribe to my mailing list on the right for more hilarious...