Now I’m Just Being Silly

On August 9th/10th, 2006, I did the craziest, boldest, scariest, and most exciting thing I have ever done: move to Israel. Where have the last five years gone? I have been anticipating this day for some time now and I knew I'd have to mark it...

"Dudu!  Dudu!" "Mah, achi?" "I jahst hed a great idea!" "Falafel eem cheeps?" "Better." "Cigaria eem kafe?" "Nu!" "Throweeng eh pres-ehdential cohn-fehr-ence and speh-leeng eh VIP's name wrohng." "DAT EEZ BRELLIANT! Who?  Who?  Deh guy in deh kiosk who puts deh Beitar Yerushalayim game on his TV?" "Beegger." "Ehh, ehh, deh guy who puts the...

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