Israelis Make Me Laugh

09 Aug Holy Crap, You Start a Blog and Next Thing You Know, You’ve Been Living in Israel for 3 Years

Anybody know where they were three years ago this moment? I do-on a chartered Nefesh B'Nefesh flight from JFK Airport to Ben-Gurion, not really knowing what was in store for me. And if you had asked me on August 9th, 2006 where...

04 Aug It’s Almost Tu B’av….Now Where the Hell are My Heels?

Posted at 10:27h in Israelis Make Me Laugh, Jew Stuff 0 Comments

Love is in the air, can you feel it? It's almost Tu B'av, the "Israeli Valentine's Day", as some would call it. Here's my favorite holiday video from me and the talented Molly Livingstone of Giving Tree Productions and The Big Felafel. Here's something...

03 Jun Oh Hell, How Can I Not Blog from Ben-Gurion?

Posted at 22:42h in I Love Hebrew, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Did you see this post? Go read it. Free wireless, baby! There's a reason this went in my 61 things list this year. How can America charge 8 bajillion dollars for wireless? I hate that. And seriously, Tom Friedman mentioned this...

19 May ‘Bat Yam…No, Holon….Wait….WHERE THE HELL ARE WE???’

Posted at 06:48h in I Love Hebrew, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh 0 Comments

I know people in this country give bad directions but this is ridiculous. See anything wrong with this sign? If not, Kitah Aleph called. They're waiting for you. To be fair, they could just remove both and replace with Arsville. I'm just kidding, arsim,...

17 May Terrorist Summer Camp: Don’t Miss Our Early Bird Special!

Posted at 09:10h in I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh 0 Comments

That's right, my loyal readers, summer is just about here! How are you going to keep your kids busy when the weather gets hot? We all know about the Hamas summer camps where kids learn fun things like how to shoot guns and...

15 May It’s Friday….Who Wants a Tacky Israeli T-shirt?

Posted at 02:15h in Comedy, Israelis Make Me Laugh 0 Comments

Just because it's been a while doesn't mean we're all out of stock. And they say our hasbara is so bad. At least they spelled it right. Thanks, Danielle! Update: We've identified the shirt! See comments below...

01 May Visit My New Restaurant, ‘No Separation of Church and State’!

Posted at 01:25h in Israelis Make Me Laugh, Once in a While I Just Have to Vent 0 Comments

It's Friday...

28 Apr You Wanted It?…YOU GOT IT! ”61 More Things I Love About Israel!”

Posted at 19:44h in Benji's Getting Serious, Culture, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Jew Stuff, Now I'm Just Being Silly, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph 0 Comments

Inspired by last year's "60 Things I Love About Israel", without further ado, here are 61 more things I love about Israel. (We made Jpost again this year...

21 Apr Yes, I’m Going There

Posted at 15:59h in Israelis Make Me Laugh, Jew Stuff 0 Comments

I'm back and it's good to be home. Did you miss me? In case you missed it, here's an update on my life in only 39 bajillion words. Doesn't look like it's going to slow down too soon. How come whenever...

05 Apr How Many Things are Wrong With This Picture? (Or Just Disturbing Actually)

Posted at 23:37h in Culture, I Love This Place, Israelis Make Me Laugh, Life on the Home Front 0 Comments

There's the whole wasting water in the Middle East thing, for starters. The toilet backs up to the bathtub for some reason. Oh, and...