Hello, my loyal readers-we're back. Back from the future! On a recent rainy day, I decided to travel to the year 2030 to see what the future has in store for Israel. I must say, it was quite exciting. Robots cutting in line,...
There's nothing funnier than hearing "Crank That (Souljah Boy)" come out of a cell phone interrupted by an Israeli woman saying "AH-lo!" Ringtones are ridiculous. Israelis, if you don't understand this, I can only compare it to some redneck in rural Alabama having "Hinei Ani Ba"...
As a follow-up to funniest book in the history of the world, here's a funny story which reminded me of this frustrating experience. I was at the train station the other day waiting to board a bus to Jerusalem (that's not a mistake (the "bus...
I feel like the story of Tu B'shvat was started as some kind of a practical joke and then continued over the years (why does this sound familiar?...
Here's one that's been sitting in my proverbial hopper for months, just waiting to be written (ech omrim "proverbial hopper"?) It's a long one...
Another reminder to RSS readers...
According to an article today on Ynet, the first ever Israeli sex festival will be coming to the Holy Land in February. Frankly, I don’t know what’s more shocking: the things we can expect at “Sextival” or the coverage in the linked article.What else does...
Hello, my loyal readers! It's time to revisit one of the War Zone's favorite phrases, as discussed here and here. We already heard yiyeh b'seder with regards to Iran's nuclear ambitions...
I guess Dudu would have confused Americans. As I mentioned here, the upcoming Judd Apatow film stars Adam Sandler (along with a few Israeli actors) as a former Mossad agent who moves to New York to become a hairdresser. Hard to tell if it's going to...
Another one from Israelity...