Just a Conversation I Overheard This Morning About the President’s Conference

“Dudu!  Dudu!”

“Mah, achi?”

“I jahst hed a great idea!”

“Falafel eem cheeps?”

“Better.”

“Cigaria eem kafe?”

“Nu!”

“Throweeng eh pres-ehdential cohn-fehr-ence and speh-leeng eh VIP’s name wrohng.”

DAT EEZ BRELLIANT! Who?  Who?  Deh guy in deh kiosk who puts deh Beitar Yerushalayim game on his TV?”

“Beegger.”

“Ehh, ehh, deh guy who puts the amba een deh shawarma?”

“BEEGGER.”

“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….nu?”

“Deh Jeweesh hero, former mem-behr of Knesset, and current head of deh Jeweesh Agency.  Natan Sharansky!”

“HA HA!  DAT EEZ GENIUS!!!!!”

“Nachon????”

“Ya’ala!  We must take a peecture before somebahdy feexes eet!”

“HA HA!  WE ARE SUCH GEVER GEVERS!”

“ba-RUUUUR!!!!!!”

“Ya’ala, cigaria v’kafe?”

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