Hello, my loyal readers! Did you have a good day yesterday? I did. As I wrote on Facebook, yesterday was all about double-chai (and I don’t mean a drink). I know, I know, you didn’t have me pegged as the same age as Leo, Ryan Seacrest, or Chumus McGee, but it’s true.
In any event, I feel lucky to have survived another year in this war zone called Israel. As we all know, it gets no more dangerous anywhere in the world. Here are just a few shots from my adventure yesterday. I was lucky to make it out alive (and with photographic evidence of my ordeal.)
While this is a few years old, this is approximately the exact location where I was being held yesterday afternoon against my will. The man on the right made me suffer in the heat, barefoot no less. Ten more minutes and my skin would have melted.
So there you have it. Pay no attention to rumors about a shooting today at my alma mater, the University of Texas. ISRAEL IS THE REAL WAR ZONE!!! HIDE THE CHILDREN!
See you next year, same date. (By the way, did I mention that it was my birthday yesterday?)