There’s a distinct something in the air, my loyal readers… I’m not talking about the new year, that’s tomorrow. Today? Pizza. Mmmm, pizza. In Jerusalem, I like Big Apple and Agvania. Tel Aviv, Basilicum and….Agvania!
Whether it tickles your fancy or taste buds, let’s keep the tickling in an appropriate place. I don’t want my pizza interfering in, ahem, more personal areas. Not everyone feels the same apparently.
You know the rectangular piece of cardboard that comes with your slice of pizza? Ever turned it over? If you did, what would you do if you saw this? Read the small, red print…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT KIND OF PIZZA IS THIS???????????????????
B’IMA SHELI, WHAT IN THE HELL IS IN THIS PIZZA? And how in the hell did this happen?
Here’s how it must have gone down, from my friend Joel at the blog Religion and State in Israel.
Chaim: “Ehhh….whats the catch?”
Chaim: “So what’s on the other side?”
Chaim: “I’ll take ’em!”
I think I’ll stick with falafel tonight.
And here’s another link to my new fan page if you want to join.
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