Posted at 12:00am on Mar 3, 2009
in I Love Hebrew, That Thing That Pays the Bills, This Aliyah Moment is Brought to You by the Letter Aleph
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From an office somewhere in Jerusalem…
Israeli Co-Worker: My brother is dating a non-Jewish woman from Germany.
Some Dumb Oleh: What’s she doing here?
ICW: She’s doing her doctorate. She will go back to Germany unless she does her ‘giyur’.
SDO: What is that, a thesis?
ICW: No, conversion. What is thesis?
Some Dumb Oleh: What’s she doing here?
ICW: She’s doing her doctorate. She will go back to Germany unless she does her ‘giyur’.
SDO: What is that, a thesis?
ICW: No, conversion. What is thesis?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the story? Nope, still not Israeli.
This is what you wear after a traditional giyur.Unless it’s an Orthodox giyur.
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