I just checked my web stats and, boy, are my arms tired. Wait, wrong line. I just checked my web stats and, boy, are you guys stopping by. Apparently everybody’s traffic is up since the offensive began, including Jack’s Gaza round-ups which are getting three times his normal readers.
When I look in the stats, there are a gazillion referrals from Google images which aren’t telling me much. What, more people are looking for pictures of falafel since Saturday? I don’t get it. So where are you people coming from?
And by the way, this is what Israelis call “New Years”.I thought you’d want to know.
In case you’re wondering, we’re firmly entrenched at #1 for a search of “Gaza chumus Bar Rafaeli“. And “Hamas yiyeh b’seder“. And “Tel Aviv ehhhhhhh Rick roll“. And I just spent 10 minutes of my life trying different combinations. “Pushing terror shawarma” sadly didn’t make the cut.
That’s all I got. Life’s continuing as normal. In fact, just the other day at work, my co-worker brought her four year-0ld and his friend into the office to play while she was getting stuff done. Suddenly, this happened.
Co-worker, “Hoh-lee sheet!”
Kid, supposedly out of earshot: “Mah zeh hoh-lee sheet?”
Me: (laughs hysterically)
Happy New Year!
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