By Far, the Most Signficant Development in the Gaza Conflict That No One is Talking About

People, I don’t need to tell you about media bias. I don’t need to tell you about the ridiculous crap spewed by news stations around the world. Does anyone have the feeling that no one really understands what’s going on in this region? I’m mad as hell and enough is enough.

Here’s a picture that not enough people are seeing, direct from Time Magazine. Look no further than the guy’s t-shirt.

“There’s a party goin’ on riiiiiiiiiight here!
A detonation! To last throughout the year!”
I forget how it goes exactly.

WHOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paaaaaaaaaaar-ty! Who’s bringing what? Do Arabs like Bamba? Ech omrim “Goldstar” b’Aravit? One question though, my man-how you gonna dance with that thing wrapped around your face? I tend to get winded when I do the running man but that’s just me.

Seriously, if the people in this region can’t come together based on their common love for ridiculous, inappropriate, and nonsensical t-shirts, WHAT CAN BRING US TOGETHER?

I will pay the sum of 50,000 falafel balls to whoever can provide a picture of Khaled Mashal in one of these. Or one of these. Or one of these?

I don’t ask for much, people. Let’s make this happen.

(Thanks, Martin!)

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