Posted at 3:05pm on Sep 9, 2008
in Current Events, I Love This Place, Now I'm Just Being Silly, The War Zone
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Good golly, has it really been a year since this event?
Then it must be time for some pictures from the war zone! (Yes, I know I’m wearing the same shirt. I’m a Tel Avivi, nu! Black shirts are issued at the airport upon arrival.)
A member of the Islamic Jihad points a smuggled weapon at me to protest the occupation. Don’t be fooled by her beauty, readers; this woman is a cold-blooded killer.
Here is me, turning the tables on an enemy soldier as a Hezbollah operative shows everyone the oppressor. Seconds before this picture was taken, I was hit in the solarplexus by a Kassam.
After being dragged into Gaza, I manage to call my secret contacts in the Mossad. What, you thought I was some low-level jobnik?
(Ok, what the hell is “jobnik” doing in UrbanDictionary.com?)
I just wanted to embarrass my friends with this one.
I celebrate another year of survival in the war zone on Sderot (Boulevard) Rothschild. If that doesn’t warrant a cafe hafuch, people, what on earth does?!?!Hey, did I mention it was my birthday this week?
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