*How To Know You’re Not Yet Israeli #237

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy…

If you walk in on your Israeli co-workers eating the contents of this picture and your first thought is “WHAT IN G-D’S NAME HAPPENED TO THOSE FALAFEL BALLS?!?”…you might be an American.

Quick! Call Magen David Adom!

If you recognized these little critters as lychee, give yourself shtay nekudot (two points). Lychee are a soft and sweet fruit which, when peeled, resemble a jellyfish or at least some kind of alien brain.

If you thought them to be bloody falafel, go back two spaces. You are not yet Israeli.

*This game is also known as “Spot the American“.

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