When are Elections Again?

Is this some kind of joke?

Israel has informed the Palestinian Authority that it will stop pursuing 32 Fatah gunmen in the West Bank, a PA security official said Sunday. The official said the decision to pardon the gunmen belonging to Fatah’s armed wing, the Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, came after a three-month “trial period” during which they had refrained from carrying out attacks against Israel.

TRIAL PERIOD??? Trial periods are for Adobe Acrobat, not for TERRORISTS!!! “Ehhh….dees guy tried to keel me! I want to return him. (pause) B’seder, for store credit then!”


“The names of the gunmen have been completely removed from Israel’s list of wanted Palestinians,” the official said. “From now on the gunmen will be allowed to move around freely and without fear of being targeted by Israel.”

Have you ever tried to get off a telemarketer’s list? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!! Unless you’re a terrorist apparently. Next time Jerusalem Post calls me, I’m telling them my name is Jachnun Ahmed Malawach.

Over the past three months, the gunmen stayed in PA security installations after surrendering their weapons and signing a pledge to refrain from terror activities.

What this article failed to mention is that the gunmen pinky swore, crossed their hearts and hoped to die, and sang N’Sync’s “This I Promise You.”

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