Businesses today face many challenges to keep up in the ever-changing world. Customers have many choices of whom to align themselves with. There’s simply no time to fall behind.
That’s where we at Deloitte & Touche Gaza Strip can help.
We know what it takes to build nimble, powerful alliances between warring terrorist factions. We can take your bomb factory and bring them into the 21st century (and to heaven.) We recognize the frustrations of a corrupt leadership and and will help you leverage your lawlessness with synergy in this Web 2.0 world.
Whether you want to re-engineer your bombs, create performance-based initiatives (and Kassams), or adapt enterprise-wide incitement, at the end of the day, we have the answers.
Deloitte & Touche Gaza Strip: The Power of Collaborative Innovation. And Bombs.
(Are they going to make me take this down? C’mon, D&T, it’s funny. And the Google Alert is going off in 3…2…1…)