If I Move Back to America, This Will Be Why

Security? SECURITY??? When people say life in Israel is hard, this is what they’re talking about.

My socks, after falling to their tragic death.
WHY DON’T THEY SHOW THIS ON CNN???

Fortunately, we have waitresses that look like this to make us forget about laundry stress.

My visiting friend Amir, smiling like it’s class picture day.

I really need to begin my weekly Tuesday Israeli Hottie series already. Coming soon.