Biggest Florentine pro: cool guy as roommate, nightly men activities left to your imagination
Biggest Florentine con: close proximity to Alpha Centauri
When I asked my last roommate Hila what she thought, here was her take:
Benji: “What do you think of Florentine?”
Hila: “I don’t like eet so much…eet is like Gaza.”
Benji: “Huh, what does that mean?”
Hila: “There are many druggers, you know?”
Oh, those crazy druggers!!!!!!!!!!
When looking for an apartment, you had better be ready to jump on a place quickly. It’s a competitive jungle out there, my loyal readers. If I had any doubts, the guy at the kiosk down the street made it pretty clear when I was packing up my last place.
“Hi, do you have any empty boxes?”
“Bohk-sehs? For waht?”
“(suddenly not so interested in boxes) Ehhhh…where do you leev?”
“Ummm…(trying to disregard everything Officer Friendly taught me in 1st grade)…right over there.”
“How many rooms you have?”
For now, I’m in the States for the summer with no rush. More on all THAT later…until then, I can dream. Right, Weezie?