”What’s the deal with Israelis who say ‘ehhhh’? Who aaaaaaare these people?”

As of last night, I’m back. Didn’t do as much philosophizing about my new life as I expected to. Barely left the house, in fact. The only thing I have to tell you, my loyal readers, is that…wow…Americans eat a lot of crap. Admittedly, it tastes delicious, but man oh man…I feel like my body is going through detox right now. Burritos, M&Ms…things in packaging… Tex-Mex sure is good but when I ordered vegetables on the side, I was hoping for something more than sliced iceberg lettuce and a tomato slice. They could have served the actual menu and it wouldn’t have been any less healthy. That’s all for now.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen this reported anywhere else in the J-blogosphere (seriously, what DOESN’T have an entry in Wikipedia? “J-blogosphere”???), but Jerry Seinfeld is coming to Israel. He’ll be here in November to promote his new animated movie “Bee Honey.” My sources tell me that he does a lot to support Israel although he keeps a low profile about it. The big question of course is “will he perform?” Along with these visitors, it could be quite a fall.