As of last night, I’m back. Didn’t do as much philosophizing about my new life as I expected to. Barely left the house, in fact. The only thing I have to tell you, my loyal readers, is that…wow…Americans eat a lot of crap. Admittedly, it tastes delicious, but man oh man…I feel like my body is going through detox right now. Burritos, M&Ms…things in packaging… Tex-Mex sure is good but when I ordered vegetables on the side, I was hoping for something more than sliced iceberg lettuce and a tomato slice. They could have served the actual menu and it wouldn’t have been any less healthy. That’s all for now.
I’m surprised I haven’t seen this reported anywhere else in the J-blogosphere (seriously, what DOESN’T have an entry in Wikipedia? “J-blogosphere”???), but Jerry Seinfeld is coming to Israel. He’ll be here in November to promote his new animated movie “Bee Honey.” My sources tell me that he does a lot to support Israel although he keeps a low profile about it. The big question of course is “will he perform?” Along with these visitors, it could be quite a fall.
JERRY: You know, I don’t get it. Not allowed to ask a Chinese person where the
Chinese restaurant is! I mean, aren’t we all getting a little too sensitive? I
mean, someone asks me which way’s Israel, I don’t fly off the handle.
I wonder if he’ll perform on Shabbat. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
So what might Jerry say about falafel, Israeli drivers, or the current government? Let’s hear it in the comments below!