In a new press release, the Arabic Media Internet Network reports the findings of a Swedish researcher that of the gross human rights violations in the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, Israel is responsible for 97.8% of them. In other news, McDonald’s announced that of the heart attacks suffered in America, Whole Foods Market is responsible for the exact same number.
“This entity is the root of all health problems in the world.
We must wipe them off the face of the earth!”
-Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s personal trainer