If you’re one of my loyal readers, you’ve taken note of my pleasure in referencing Bar Refaeli, not so much because she’s, well…BAR REFAELI…but because I’m amused by the many Google searchers who come my way as a result of their queries. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how Google’s fabled algorhytm works (aside from the oft-mentioned assertions that it factors in how many other sites reference you and, of course, the content.)
Well…imagine my amusement when I discovered that yours truly is the fifth result on the entire internet when searching for “chumus”. How in Sabra did that happen? Sadly enough, I’m down from THREE earlier this week. See for yourselves…
OK, GOOGLE! IT’S ON, BABY! PUT ME AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
And with this in the news…just for good measure…
Bar Refaeli Chumus Refaummus Chumbar Hummaeli.
If I’m number one in any of these categories by the weekend, I’m quitting my job and entering the chickpea industry.
Chickpea chickpea chickpea!
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