”Ehhh…why do they call it that? They ahr noht using their feet?!”

It’s 2:00 AM, I’m watching the Super Bowl in a dark room with not a drop of caffeine or alcohol in the apartment, lying six inches from a coughing man.

REMIND ME WHAT I’M DOING HERE AGAIN?! (Oh yeah-I like it here.)

(Middle East TV just ran a commercial for “Lassie”. I kept waiting for the punchline, like for Diddy to run out with a bottle of Pepsi. I must be dreaming.)

P.S. Football line of the year comes from Thanksgiving: “Mah zeh ‘first and ten’?”

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